by Satoshi’s Nephew
Satoshi died for somebody´s sins, and I’m pretty sure they were mine
And all those degens promising anarchy only brought us hope
And lambos
But fuck hope and fuck lambos I didn’t sign up for that
I signed up for the revolution
And it never came
It never happened
Never will
Fuck this Lambo.
And Andre and Stani, Kain and Haden and even CZ
Led their armies of fanbois into the maws of the beast
To change it
But fuck change and fuck Lambos, fanbois didn’t sign up for that
Or maybe they did
They never said
Never will
Fuck this Defi
But then the moonshots came and well sure we were init for the tech
And the tech got more tech and money got greener
So fucking green
And fuck green and fuck tech and fuck the fanbois and mostly
And I mean mostly
Fuck Blue Kirby
Cuz you can shake hands with the beast all day long with your robotic arm
But you are still shaking hands with the fucking beast
And he is a beast
And fuck the beast and fuck that arm, but the money just gets greener
And then the memory goes
Why were we even here?
Oh yeah we were here to level the playing field and make shit right
We were here to bank the unbanked and unbank the banked
So fucking bankless
But then the Lambos came
And the Rollies and the Guccis and those pads in the Caymen Islands
I declare I can see Rauol Pal from my kitchen window
When the weather is nice
And hell yeah we invaded Puerto Rico and turned those savages into proper degens
And yeah they told us to get the fuck out but what do THEY know
Fucking savages, learn to speak Solidity bitches
Good luck with your next Hurricane
Losers
And well here we are at the end of 2020 with the Lambos rolling and the Rollies ticking
And hell yeah we are taking over the world one asset class at a time, you bet your ass we are
Fuck gold and fuck Peter Schiff you are next bitches, and then we tokenize all your other shit too
You are nothing but tokens to us now
Derivative derivatives
Code in the book of Blockchain
All ours.
And yeeza that industrial revolution was so quaint with its machines and its useless grunts pushing buttons and shit
Probably lifting shit and breaking shit too
But we don’t break shit anymore,
We cut code
We tokenize
We tokenize and monetize and own you in every way you can imagine
Useless bags of biology
And the money gets greener
And the Lambos keep rolling
And you all are so fucked
