The Witches of Fire Island Chapter I: A Witch’s Holiday

As they approached Cherry Grove, one of the men pointed out the Belvedere to his partner.

“OH, you mean the Taj MahBALLS,” the other man replied.

It did resemble the Taj Mahal, standing proud on the water in all its glistening faux neoclassical splendor.

The Taj Mahal, the most world-renowned monument to heterosexual love in this world, so unlike the Belvedere, which famously did not allow women to step foot on its grounds.